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12月16日 09:58
2021关于普京从不冲马桶的笑话（包括英文版）
就像我们有拉吉尼坎特的笑话一样，在俄罗斯他们也有普京的笑话……
当普京上学迟到时，老师惩罚了全班早起。
当普京的电话在剧院响起时，他们暂停了电影。
医生：“你得了癌症”。
普京：“告诉它，它还有两周的寿命。”
当普京照镜子时，没有反射，因为只有一个普京。
普京出生时给父母取名。
不是俄罗斯选择了他，而是他选择了俄罗斯。
普京抵达外国机场：
海关官员：“职业？”
普京：“不，只是来访。”
普京拨打 911 询问他们的紧急情况。
普京建造了他出生的医院。
这家伙从不冲马桶，他只是把马桶吓跑了。
普京出生时，因为医生没有哭，他扇了他一巴掌。
普京不去上学，学校就宣布放假。
不要再叫他俄罗斯詹姆斯邦德了。詹姆斯邦德是英国人弗拉基米尔普京。
当普京创建一个帐户时，条款和条件与他一致。
当普京咳嗽时，Covid 戴着口罩。
Putin Jokes
Just as we have Rajinikanth jokes, in Russia they have Putin jokes.....
When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early.
When Putin's phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie.
Doctor: "You have Cancer".
Putin: "Tell it, it has two weeks to live."
When Putin looks in the mirror, there's no reflection because there is only 1 Putin.
When Putin was born, he named his parents.
Russia didn't choose him, he chose Russia.
Putin Arriving at Foreign Country's Airport:
Customs Officer: "Occupation?"
Putin: "No, just visiting."
Putin calls 911 to ask what is their emergency.
Putin built the hospital in which he was born.
This guy never flushes the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.
When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying.
When Putin didn't go to school, the school declared it a Holiday.
Stop calling him Russian James Bond. James Bond is British Vladimir Putin.
When Putin creates an account, the terms and conditions agree with him.
When Putin coughs, Covid wears a mask.
